goodbye urban outfitters

ryan: Richard A. Hayne is the Founder of Urban Outfittersand has donated, over the years, 96% of his political donations to the Republican Party
me: OMGGGGGGGG I’M NEVER SHOPPING THERE AGAINNNN
ryan: NEVER again. I can’t even look at one. it makes me sick
my conscience: uo, sorry that i’m an uber liberal, but i just can’t look at your amazing storefronts or your awesome website in the same way again. we just don’t see things the same way like i thought. i mean you’re a republican, i’m a dem… i don’t see how this could work right now, what with our differing beliefs and values. i used to love you, and maybe i still do… but the point is, maybe down the line, i can love you again, but i think some time apart would be good for the both of us…

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